Helpless Romantic
My sensitivity will always be one of my greatest weaknesses.
art-is-a-confession:

Or she could think you’re being a tool because you apparently think all a female needs to feel good or ‘have her day made’ is to have a male tell her that she is aesthetically pleasing. And not even in person! Females are so insecure that any guy can just TEXT a girl, text her, and she will feel instantly fulfilled and gratified. I tell ya, nothing like a generic message with complete lack of actual effort and eye contact that really gets me going.  

art-is-a-confession:

Or she could think you’re being a tool because you apparently think all a female needs to feel good or ‘have her day made’ is to have a male tell her that she is aesthetically pleasing. And not even in person! Females are so insecure that any guy can just TEXT a girl, text her, and she will feel instantly fulfilled and gratified. I tell ya, nothing like a generic message with complete lack of actual effort and eye contact that really gets me going.  

So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….

gurl my state is betta than ur state. 

Oh god I literally gagged a little. 

kevinless:

there was a time in my life when I thought Kanye taking the mic from Taylor was a bad thing 

faguccino:

if popstars were bloggers: madonna would be an offensive blogger, lady gaga would be a social justice blogger, rihanna would be the idgaf weed blogger, katy perry doesn’t know how to use a computer, britney spears would be a photo blogger, adele uses blogspot because she blogs for the ears not the eyes, beyonce has someone to run her blog, and nicki minaj would be a summer blogger.

privileged kids go to counseling, poor kids go to jail.

—judge mathis, speaking the truth (via thatprettyoddfeminist)

facts on facts on facts

(via dumbthingswhitepplsay)

Madonna: I have 15 plagarism lawsuits on my record and based my entire career around other people's imagery.
Public: That's okay, we love you Madonna, you're the queen!
Lady Gaga: I had a similar chord progression to one of Madonna's songs from thirty years ago, which has been continuously used in disco music for the past 50 years.
Public: Copycat whore! You suck, we hate you plagiarist!
Nicki Minaj: I dove through some Japanese dumpster and glued anything I could find on my body just for shock value.
Public: You're a style icon! We adore your cute and quirky fashion!
Lady Gaga: I wore a meat dress as a fashion statement in connection to my ongoing DADT repeal efforts.
Public: You gross cheap attention-seeking slut! You've never stooped so low!
Rihanna: I pop my vagina to the point where I occasionally break gravitational laws on tour all over the world and have 100's of songs about sexual desires and fetishes.
Public: That's great! You're a strong female and you have a great body!
Lady Gaga: I perform my entire concert in an effort to liberate those attending and sing songs that have historical and reasonable context and I dance similar to how I danced back when I was a go-go dancer.
Public: You filthy skank! You have no respect for family values or religion! You should get cleaner and quit singing about sex!
Katy Perry: I recycle Gaga's ideas, fashion, hair color, and phases 3-6 months after her and have no discernible talent or message.
Public: That's fantastic! You're imagery is iconic and you're songs are amazing! We love you!
Lady Gaga: I consistently innovate my look and sound using occasional homage to those I was most inspired by from the 70's and 80's. I help kids far and wide be themselves and work every day towards numerous causes.
Public: Your 15 minutes is up! You're unoriginal and talentless and you have a penis! You do everything for attention and we hate you!

racismschool:

It sounds like you are just upset that you don’t have a monopoly on oppression” ~An actual quote

Here’s a few things everyone should know about oppression:

  • Oppressed people haven’t “Won” something
  • Talking about oppression is not a joyful activity people do to rub your nose in your…

The greatest love story the world has ever known.

I ship them so hard.

imjustontheinternetforfun:

My sister’s new garden, freshly planted. (Taken with instagram)

ohhh that makes sense, i thought everything just died. 

imjustontheinternetforfun:

My sister’s new garden, freshly planted. (Taken with instagram)

ohhh that makes sense, i thought everything just died. 

theterriblechild:

When will your fave become the Ambassador of Satan?

theterriblechild:

When will your fave become the Ambassador of Satan?