So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain……. gurl my state is betta than ur state.
kevinless: there was a time in my life when I thought Kanye taking the mic from Taylor was a bad thing
faguccino: if popstars were bloggers: madonna would be an offensive blogger, lady gaga would be a social justice blogger, rihanna would be the idgaf weed blogger, katy perry doesn’t know how to use a computer, britney spears would be a photo blogger, adele uses blogspot because she blogs for the ears not the eyes, beyonce has someone to run her blog, and nicki minaj would be a summer blogger.
privileged kids go to counseling, poor kids go to jail.– —judge mathis, speaking the truth (via thatprettyoddfeminist) facts on facts on facts (via dumbthingswhitepplsay)
Madonna: I have 15 plagarism lawsuits on my record and based my entire career around other people's imagery.
Public: That's okay, we love you Madonna, you're the queen!
Lady Gaga: I had a similar chord progression to one of Madonna's songs from thirty years ago, which has been continuously used in disco music for the past 50 years.
Public: Copycat whore! You suck, we hate you plagiarist!
Nicki Minaj: I dove through some Japanese dumpster and glued anything I could find on my body just for shock value.
Public: You're a style icon! We adore your cute and quirky fashion!
Lady Gaga: I wore a meat dress as a fashion statement in connection to my ongoing DADT repeal efforts.
Public: You gross cheap attention-seeking slut! You've never stooped so low!
Rihanna: I pop my vagina to the point where I occasionally break gravitational laws on tour all over the world and have 100's of songs about sexual desires and fetishes.
Public: That's great! You're a strong female and you have a great body!
Lady Gaga: I perform my entire concert in an effort to liberate those attending and sing songs that have historical and reasonable context and I dance similar to how I danced back when I was a go-go dancer.
Public: You filthy skank! You have no respect for family values or religion! You should get cleaner and quit singing about sex!
Katy Perry: I recycle Gaga's ideas, fashion, hair color, and phases 3-6 months after her and have no discernible talent or message.
Public: That's fantastic! You're imagery is iconic and you're songs are amazing! We love you!
Lady Gaga: I consistently innovate my look and sound using occasional homage to those I was most inspired by from the 70's and 80's. I help kids far and wide be themselves and work every day towards numerous causes.
Public: Your 15 minutes is up! You're unoriginal and talentless and you have a penis! You do everything for attention and we hate you!
Racism 101: Are you a Racist?: Oppression: It’s... →
racismschool: “It sounds like you are just upset that you don’t have a monopoly on oppression” ~An actual quote Here’s a few things everyone should know about oppression: Oppressed people haven’t “Won” something Talking about oppression is not a joyful activity people do to rub your nose in your…
breadstickfanclub: The year is 2042. “I was born in the wrong generation” a teenage white girl sighs as she listens to One Direction and cleans the lens on her vintage iPhone 4S.
i may be annoying and ugly but at least i don’t have auto play on my blog
Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
freddiemercurysass: What if I actually started doing homework before 10 PM on a Sunday night?
vivalaausten: ldaho: homework is gay homowork if it was gay, I would have already done it. mmmm ain’t that the truth.
friendlyangryfeminist: rape culture means that if I don’t trust strange men, I’m a bitch, they’re not going to hurt me, stop being paranoid. it also means if i’m attacked by strangers I should have been more careful, why was I out after dark, don’t I know what happens to girls on their own? it’s when men tell me to smile sweetheart, look pretty, I’m here for public consumption. and my tight...
The Force shall free me.: Apperantly I am ... →
meowmix666: I learned a long time ago. Never argue with people on the internet. Its funny. How someone like me. (who all my followers know). Could be seen as some prejudiced, rape supporting, monster. Tumblr has taught me many things, anything, and everything is offensive to someone. Im a…
me: open word document for homework
me: blog for 10 hours
me: close blank word document and go to sleep
Tough As Ovaries: Dear fellow light skinned POC, →
note-a-bear: Being rejected for your lightness is not nor will it ever be, the same as being rejected for your darkness or visible Blackness. It just isn’t ever going to be the same. I need y’all to understand, and I mean understand, the rejection of whiteness and/or lightness by…
Slut” is how we vilify a woman for exercising her right to say “yes”....– (via buildingmosaicsoutoflife)
Racism 101: Are you a Racist?: Ally: Five Uneasy... →
racismschool: Being an ally isn’t easy. No, I am not talking about how you are treated in the world or the community. I am talking about the stages a person is likely to go through when they make the conscious decision to be an ally. Just so we’re clear, this list pertains to actual allies not fair weather…
manosukestoned420: the young blogger laughs heartily. “forever reblog” they whisper, clicking the reblog button. suddenly their finger begins to rapidly click the reblog button against their will. it wont stop. it will never stop. they will reblog that post…. forever.
Do Not Fear
jcatgrl: Do not fear what is under your bed, My child, my darling, my sweet. The invisible monsters are nothing compared To the ones you can see on the street. Each of them wears a human skin; Among us they live, far and wide, But the worst part of all, my child, Is that they are human inside.
jerrymuffinbutt: autumn-and-eve: flatjean: How the fuck do you play Civilization I just want to kill You should probably play White Civilization then
rivingtonreject: Tumblr is a dark cave, and gay porn is the Zubats.
hey-lauren: americans we have problems too we’re just like you except we’re free
chelerb: my stepdad and i were just play fighting and he shoved me onto my knees and i was like MUM HELP HE’S TRYING TO MAKE ME GIVE HIM A BLOW JOB and everything kind of stopped no one has spoken since i feel i may have crossed some sort of line here